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Sync and corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Don't fucking touch it.

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We'll take care
of it from here.

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This shit better be
spotless when I get back.

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Here you go. It's okay.

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Wow. It's tight in here
with three people, huh?

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Tell me how it's also dark at
night and cold in the snow.

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Hey, hey, you're gonna need
to clean that up.

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That's all you gotta say to
the mother of your child?

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You have to be quiet, please.

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I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Can I do anything or...

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So what do you want? Hurry it up.
It fucking stinks in here.

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I have a plan. It's
a pretty good one, I think.

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You see, I told you.

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So there's this
thing called furlough,

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where they grant an inmate
temporary leave...

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I know what furlough is.

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They don't actually give
that shit to anyone. Ever.

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It's rare, yes.
But my uncle knows the warden.

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I think we can make an appeal.

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For the love of your poor,
long-suffering grandma.

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Mama Lourdes?

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Ay, Mama Lourdes is so mean,
she's gonna outlive all of us.

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He's talking about a fake
abuela, who's really sick.

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Then fake abuela fake dies.

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And you get to leave for the
weekend to go to her fake funeral.

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What's that have to
do with the baby?

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Ay, Dios mio, between
the two of yous,

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this child's gonna be
100% retard. I swear.

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When you start to show
and we can't hide it anymore,

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we tell everyone
that you got your pussy

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fucked while you
were on furlough.

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Peg-leg Pete here gets to keep his
job and no one knows shit. Get it?

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Yo, that shit is smart.

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Thanks.

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But it ain't never gonna work.

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Like you're the first person
who ever tried this game.

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Well, it's all we have, right?
So, I'll submit it today.

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Just do your best
to hide the puking.

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Hi.

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Larry Bloom. I'm here
for Urban Tales.

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Great. You can have a seat.
Maury's not quite ready for you.

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Can I get you anything while you wait?
Water? Coffee?

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Sir?

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Sorry... Yes. Water,
please. Would be great.

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Got to keep the vocal
chords hydrated, you know?

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Too eager?

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Just a little.
Okay. Thank you.

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You here for Urban Tales?

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I am, yeah. Ben Palmer.

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Larry Bloom.

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Does your boyfriend
live far away?

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My fiancee is in prison.
She's a she. She's a girl.

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The cardigan threw me.

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So, prison? That's gotta be
some rough stuff, huh?

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Yeah.
It's very difficult.

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How about you?

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My husband's a scientist down
at McMurdo in Antarctica.

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So, it's a different
kind of prison.

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Jeez. Yeah, that's like, as
long distance as you can get.

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Haven't seen him
in almost two years.

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Where's your fiancee locked up?

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She's upstate.

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I get to see her,
you know, pretty often.

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Ready, guys?

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It's gonna be a great show.

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I'm sorry...
Okay. Thanks.

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Hey, heard your dude's
gonna be on the radio tomorrow.

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What? Where did
you hear that?

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Well, a little birdie who listens to
NPR in her transport van told me.

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You didn't know?

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No, I had no idea.

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I have not been able to get
in touch with him for a week.

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Maybe he's cheating
on me with Maury Kind.

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Oh. Then you'd both be gay.
So post-modern.

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You know, it's like
the sole purpose

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of these things is
to end up tangled.

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Why has no one
figured out a solution yet?

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All right, Seinfeld.
Calm down.

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You in a hurry to
hang yourself with it?

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Less than 24 hours
and you're making a joke?

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Someone is dead.

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Jesus Christ. You having
your red dot special?

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Communists in your
funhouse? Crimson tide?

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Okay, perfect.

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By all means, attribute my legitimate
feelings of sadness to menses.

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You really just say menses?

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That's gross.

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You're gross.

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Great comeback.

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Excuse me, inmate?
What did you say to me?

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Hey, Chapman. Oh!
Pick your battles.

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Didn't your vacation on the sunny
island of SHU teach you anything?

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Are they really not gonna
have a memorial for her?

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Are you kidding?

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The administration cares about
burying the story, not her.

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Well, fuck that.

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Everybody deserves a funeral. I'm
gonna organize something for her.

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You barely knew her.
What are you doing?

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I'm untangling.

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Have you ever seriously
considered suicide?

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What are you?
One of those hippy-dippy docs?

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Like, if I told you I was
dreaming about a pineapple

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you would ask me if I wanna
have sex with my mama? Hmm?

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Have you experienced
any of the following

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during the last two weeks?
Anxiety?

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Of course I've
experienced anxiety.

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You think this is an easy job?

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Having to heal the whole world
with just these 10 fingers.

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It's a lot of pressure.

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Loss of appetite?

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What does that have to do with anything?
Hmm? Doc?

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You know, it's people like you
that give America a bad name.

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You all go squawking around talking
about guns being dangerous,

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when all you want to do is shove
pills down people's throats.

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When all they need is
just a little bit of faith.

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Ask me about my appetite. Why? Because
I'm just naturally kind of skinny?

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Miss Doggett, if you could
please just answer the question.

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I have answered the question.

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I'm not crazy. I'm chosen.
There's a difference.

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Now, if you just let
me out of this cage,

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we can both get
back to our jobs.

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Please?

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You've stated that you believe God is
speaking to you and allowing you...

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I don't have
to believe, Doc. I know.

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Why don't you just go ask
some of the other girls?

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They're all gonna tell you.

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I've been healing ailments left and right.
Miracle. There's proof.

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These hallucinations
you've been having...

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I'm not having
fucking hallucinations!

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I don't belong in here!
Come on!

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Miss Doggett...

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I'm not a freaking animal,
get me out!

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Miss Doggett,
when you calm down

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I will get you on a sedative,
take you to a nice room...

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I don't need any sedatives!
Jesus has my back!

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Please! Doc!

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Doc, come back!

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An inmate is dead and a crippled
delinquent was attacked.

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What happened yesterday
was an epic fuckup, people.

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All of you better get
on your knees tonight

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and pray that none of those kids'
families sue the shit out of the DOC,

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because we're all out
of a job if they do.

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You think she's gonna get
on her knees tonight?

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Something funny, gentlemen?

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Hi. I was just wondering,

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is there gonna be an investigation
into Miller's death?

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Our manual says that
the FBI is supposed

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to be informed
anytime there's...

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This was
a clear-cut suicide case.

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There's nothing to investigate.

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The body was cremated.
May she rest in peace.

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So, the warden has asked us to draft
a memo to distribute to the inmates,

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telling them that we care, the
services that are available, etc.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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I'm sorry, but how is this a
good use of our time, exactly?

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Excuse me?

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I don't know about the rest of
you, but I've got real work to do.

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Sit down.

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Unless you want me
to tell the warden

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that you refused
to participate.

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So, who wants to begin?

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We should offer our
condolences, right?

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Insurance companies
always tell you not

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to apologize when
you're in an accident.

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Admits fault.

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Just say,
"Being locked up sucks.

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"But that's no
reason to hang yourself,

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"slit your wrists or chug
10 bottles of NyQuil."

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Mendez out.

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You think a dead prisoner
is a joke, Mendez?

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Something to make light of?

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Let me be clear.

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When these women are at
Litchfield, they're in our care.

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And yesterday, we failed.

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A girl died because of us.
All of us.

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So quit fucking around and
show some goddamn humanity.

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Heavy stuff, huh?

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Yeah. It's so hard
to believe.

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What are you doing tonight?

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Nothing. Probably gonna watch
some SportsCenter, hit the hay.

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You want to...
Want to get a drink?

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You know I would,
I have a thing...

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Come on.

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Don't be a pussy. One drink.

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You can watch your gay
sports show tomorrow.

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Yeah. All right. Cool.

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See you in the parking lot.

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Hey. I wanna order some of that ginger gum.
I got some commissary credit.

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There's ginger
ale at commissary.

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No, I tried that shit. I got
a really bad stomach thing.

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What's my name?

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What?
I said, what's my name?

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I don't know.

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Exactly. All day long it's,
"Get me this, get me that."

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There are,
what, 250 women in here?

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Is it that hard to know my name?
I bet you know Red's name.

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We can't help you.

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What?

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Look, I don't mean no problems.

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Gloria said I
should ask in here.

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No problem. Gina's a sensitive little
squirrel when she's on the rag.

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Your daughter's pregnant, yes?

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What? No.

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There's this stomach
thing going around.

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She hasn't eaten in weeks.

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She's nauseous all the time but
still has a glow on her skin.

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It's none of your business.

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You bring it into my kitchen,
you make it my business.

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Okay, Sherlock.
Yes. You got it.

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You're out
of bounds, inmate!

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Get the fuck out of here.

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Hey, what's your sign?

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Yo! My sign is get your ass up
and help me with this shit.

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You don't wanna know what the
planets have in store for you,

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that's your business.

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Man, the planets have
jail in store for me.

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And some more of the same
tomorrow, and the day after that.

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Yeah.
Aries.

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All right.

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"It might be an excellent
time to take a trip

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"or see a new
part of the world.

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"Expand your horizons,
dear Aries."

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Yo!
Expand your horizons, boo.

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Stupid.

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This is for the birds.

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Hate to break it to you, son,
but we the birds.

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If you want me to read yours,
all you had to do was ask.

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What's your sign?

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Taurus.

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Oh, yeah, you a stubborn bull,
all right. Okay.

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"The news that
you've been waiting for

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"might be
delivered in a few days,

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"and will likely be positive.

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"Gather your loved ones around,

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"in case you need extra support
for the changes to come."

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Yo, your appeal.

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I don't think that's
any of your business.

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Excuse me.

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00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:01,933
So, what's up? You really
believe in all that stuff?

241
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:05,228
Sure do. But this
paper's eight months old.

242
00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:07,730
What?
Mmm-hmm.

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Oh.

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00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:22,120
Okay. Here's some advice,

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00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:24,956
when a girl makes you cum
the way that I do,

246
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,459
you should always act
thrilled to see her.

247
00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:28,626
Stop it.

248
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:32,297
Okay. You're not in the mood
to banter, I withdraw my bant.

249
00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:35,716
Mmm.

250
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:39,053
I asked some of the girls to come
help me plan a memorial for Tricia,

251
00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,473
nobody showed up.
I don't get it.

252
00:14:41,598 --> 00:14:44,476
I guess I'm the only one who
cares if there is a funeral.

253
00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:47,520
Okay. That's not the most self-involved
thing I've heard you say,

254
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,522
but it's definitely up there.

255
00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:53,234
Please. Alex, will you stop
pretending like nothing happened?

256
00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:56,321
Pipes, you can't force people to
mourn the way you want them to

257
00:14:56,404 --> 00:14:57,489
just because it'll
make you feel better.

258
00:14:57,614 --> 00:14:58,697
That's not what I'm doing.

259
00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:00,158
Really?
No!

260
00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:03,202
'Cause I think we both know that
dealing with emotional chaos

261
00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:05,663
is not one of
your strong suits.

262
00:15:06,164 --> 00:15:10,084
Which is why we're not having an
affair, we're just being human.

263
00:15:10,168 --> 00:15:12,003
And why you are
planning a memorial

264
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,005
for a girl that
you barely knew.

265
00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:15,590
We talked. I did know her.

266
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:18,176
Did you know her better
than you knew my mom?

267
00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:24,223
That's not fair.

268
00:15:28,102 --> 00:15:29,354
None of it was fair.

269
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:36,777
Look, life gets
messy sometimes.

270
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,573
You know, you gotta learn
you can't always fix it.

271
00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:46,078
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho.
It's off to work I go. Oh!

272
00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:49,832
Don't mind me, ladies. Just
gonna do a little buffering.

273
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,335
All in a day's work.

274
00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:01,386
♪ Vanilla and vanilla

275
00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:04,639
♪ Swirl, swirl

276
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:07,308
♪ Swirl, swirl ♪

277
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:10,395
You know, I don't actually think it's
a swirl if it's the same flavor.

278
00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:12,146
You know, if you
were still my wife,

279
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:16,150
I would tell you all the time
how much I like your titties.

280
00:16:17,151 --> 00:16:19,571
'Cause girls like that.

281
00:16:20,572 --> 00:16:24,783
And that is
a tip from me to you.

282
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,786
Alex, I miss you.

283
00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:29,539
I don't have time
to wander around

284
00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:31,165
flea markets and drink
cafe au lait with you.

285
00:16:31,332 --> 00:16:33,918
But I'm so cute.
Look how cute I am.

286
00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:37,088
Babe, I'm sorry.
I'm so fucking stressed.

287
00:16:37,171 --> 00:16:39,924
But you're always
so fucking stressed.

288
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:43,094
I feel like
a pathetic housewife.

289
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,600
Is this our life now?

290
00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:52,562
Hey. Hey.

291
00:16:56,815 --> 00:17:01,529
Let me take you out tonight, okay?
Anywhere you want to go.

292
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,032
Okay?

293
00:17:07,368 --> 00:17:08,453
Okay.

294
00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:12,457
Hey,

295
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,961
would you be up for a trip
to Istanbul this weekend?

296
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:18,671
Yes! Of course!

297
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,591
Oh, babe, that's great.
Thank you.

298
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,760
I think you should be able to
get there and back in a day,

299
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,095
so you won't even
have to stay overnight.

300
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,473
I'm gonna call and set
up your ticket for you.

301
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,015
Oh, my God.

302
00:17:30,141 --> 00:17:32,268
I thought for a second you
meant we would go together.

303
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,354
Like a vacation.
Like normal people.

304
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:37,649
I need you to do this.

305
00:17:37,732 --> 00:17:39,609
I wouldn't ask if I
had any another option.

306
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,862
I specifically told you that
I would never do that again.

307
00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:47,366
Jesus, I am so stupid.

308
00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:50,161
I really am. I'm just
another drug mule to you.

309
00:17:50,328 --> 00:17:52,497
You are such
a naive asshole sometimes.

310
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,623
I'm an asshole?

311
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,501
I'm drowning right now and you
won't even consider helping me.

312
00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:59,671
I am done. I can't do this anymore.
I can't be with you.

313
00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:01,506
Are you serious?
Where are you gonna go?

314
00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:03,215
I don't know
where I'm gonna go.

315
00:18:03,341 --> 00:18:04,300
I'm gonna go
back to the States,

316
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,343
where I'm not your errand girl.

317
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,679
I can't believe I didn't see this coming.
How did I not see this...

318
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,645
You know what, I did see this coming.
Years ago.

319
00:18:09,681 --> 00:18:12,433
Rule number one. Don't ever fall
in love with a straight girl.

320
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,936
Is that what you think this is about?
That I like dick?

321
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,740
You know, I guess that
is easier than facing

322
00:18:17,814 --> 00:18:19,482
the fact that you
are a drug dealer.

323
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:23,194
And it is ruining
everything good in your life.

324
00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:26,572
Don't you dare push this on me.

325
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:30,576
You knew exactly
what you were getting into.

326
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,872
I thought we were a team.

327
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,636
This shit is weird. Why
aren't we playing dominoes?

328
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:52,223
And what's she doing here?

329
00:18:55,518 --> 00:18:57,061
You gotta fuck Pornstache.

330
00:18:57,186 --> 00:19:00,898
What the fuck? What are
you even talking about?

331
00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:08,072
If you want to keep your baby and
Bennett, this is the only way.

332
00:19:08,155 --> 00:19:10,575
Otherwise, you don't get both.

333
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,910
You just gotta
get him to fuck you.

334
00:19:12,993 --> 00:19:16,330
Then you go to Caputo, and tell
him that Pornstache raped you,

335
00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:18,123
you got the proof.

336
00:19:18,249 --> 00:19:19,917
The proof is in the pudding,
as they say.

337
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,670
You let soldier boy
dream about his furlough.

338
00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:24,756
It ain't gonna happen.

339
00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:27,049
Girls in here miss
their own mother's funeral.

340
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,252
And I think we all know
your mother's doing just fine.

341
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,345
I don't care.

342
00:19:31,429 --> 00:19:34,640
I won't cheat on John.
I love him.

343
00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:36,058
Of course,

344
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,603
which is exactly why
this is your only option.

345
00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,856
We've all known
girls in your situation,

346
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,108
and do you know
what happens to them?

347
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,945
They get punished.
Sent out to the SHU.

348
00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:50,656
Transferred to
maximum security.

349
00:19:50,782 --> 00:19:53,033
And when it comes out that
Bennett is the father,

350
00:19:53,117 --> 00:19:55,244
he'll be arrested
and convicted as

351
00:19:55,369 --> 00:19:57,496
a sex offender and
he'll go to prison, too.

352
00:19:58,623 --> 00:20:00,625
This is bigger than you.

353
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,336
Every decision you make now
affects your family.

354
00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:06,756
Welcome to motherhood.

355
00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:15,765
Even if I say yes, and I'm not,
how would I get him to do it?

356
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,894
You're good at getting guys
to sleep with you, no?

357
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,067
No. Toss those.

358
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:31,196
Here, I'll take that.
Used it on her corn rows.

359
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,992
You called her "corn hoes"
when she and Mercy started dating.

360
00:20:35,159 --> 00:20:37,954
Yes, well,
that was before she was dead.

361
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,076
Besides, I told Mercy
I'd keep a few things for her.

362
00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:41,373
You talked to Mercy?

363
00:20:41,582 --> 00:20:43,835
Yeah. I mean,
somebody had to talk to her.

364
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:45,210
That was good of you, Boo.

365
00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:46,337
Yeah.

366
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:49,298
Remember when Danita tried
to do Trish's corn rows?

367
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,677
Even Black Cindy couldn't
fix that shit. Yeah.

368
00:20:52,844 --> 00:20:55,220
Poor kid. She walked
around looking like

369
00:20:55,346 --> 00:20:57,765
Ursula from
The Little Mermaid for weeks.

370
00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:05,189
You eat.

371
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,065
Thank you.

372
00:21:07,775 --> 00:21:08,860
Fucking Chang.

373
00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,147
Who would've thought it, huh?

374
00:21:10,277 --> 00:21:11,529
Yeah.

375
00:21:12,112 --> 00:21:16,450
Hey!
Fresh out of the microwave.

376
00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:18,911
Gracias.

377
00:21:19,036 --> 00:21:20,120
Always thought
Tricia seemed nice.

378
00:21:20,204 --> 00:21:22,289
I mean,
I never talked to her much

379
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,542
or nothing,
but she had a good vibe.

380
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,751
Yeah.

381
00:21:25,877 --> 00:21:27,879
Sucks she hung herself.

382
00:21:29,338 --> 00:21:30,840
I'm really sorry for your loss.

383
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,800
Yeah. Gracias.

384
00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:35,093
Let me smell.

385
00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:36,345
What do you think?

386
00:21:36,554 --> 00:21:38,055
What's up?

387
00:21:38,138 --> 00:21:40,725
Thought y'all could use some
comfort food.

388
00:21:42,018 --> 00:21:43,310
Oh, shit!

389
00:21:45,563 --> 00:21:47,565
You know, I talked to her once
in the food line.

390
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,067
Man, we both hated goulash day.

391
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:53,612
She pulled off them
rows really nice, too.

392
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,740
Yeah. Well, for a white girl.

393
00:21:55,823 --> 00:21:57,033
Thanks for all of this.

394
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:58,576
Oh, also...

395
00:22:02,329 --> 00:22:03,330
This.

396
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,000
Holy shit.

397
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,919
Looks like they forgot to turn
these potatoes into chips.

398
00:22:08,044 --> 00:22:09,754
Open that up, shawty.

399
00:22:09,921 --> 00:22:11,672
Shit!
You gotta check this out.

400
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,341
What? Let me see.
What? No fucking way.

401
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,344
Fucking check it out!

402
00:22:18,178 --> 00:22:20,848
You gotta pour one
out for her, right?

403
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:24,727
Thanks, son.

404
00:22:24,852 --> 00:22:25,937
Yeah.

405
00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:29,857
Looks like we throwing a party.

406
00:22:29,941 --> 00:22:31,191
Fucking-A.

407
00:22:31,692 --> 00:22:34,946
We were having our coffee,
reading the paper.

408
00:22:35,111 --> 00:22:41,452
And all of a sudden there are two huge
guys with badges at our front door.

409
00:22:41,786 --> 00:22:43,287
Piper wasn't even dressed.

410
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,163
You never expect to
be in your pajamas

411
00:22:45,289 --> 00:22:47,123
the moment your
life changes forever.

412
00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:48,667
That's true, isn't it?

413
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:51,378
At the very least you'd have
underwear on, hopefully.

414
00:22:51,462 --> 00:22:55,299
And how did you feel
once you started to understand

415
00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:57,635
that she'd actually
committed the crime?

416
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,012
That your fiancee was
an indicted criminal?

417
00:23:00,136 --> 00:23:03,307
I was blindsided,
that's for sure.

418
00:23:03,641 --> 00:23:08,395
But it's like anything, eventually
it starts to feel normal.

419
00:23:10,064 --> 00:23:14,652
You figure out the right words to
say to other people. You adjust.

420
00:23:16,152 --> 00:23:19,364
I have to assume that
Piper is much more fortunate

421
00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,241
than a lot of
the women in there with her.

422
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:25,830
You're able to drive up to see
her, you have resources, family.

423
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:30,668
Yeah. Yeah. We're very lucky.
I see her a lot.

424
00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:32,003
What are your visits like?

425
00:23:32,128 --> 00:23:37,173
Oh, you know. She catches me up
on all the latest prison gossip.

426
00:23:37,299 --> 00:23:39,051
Which is actually
highly entertaining.

427
00:23:39,175 --> 00:23:40,218
Really?
Yeah.

428
00:23:40,344 --> 00:23:43,388
Can you tell us some
of your favorite stories?

429
00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:47,643
Oh, man. Well, I think my
favorite is one of the first.

430
00:23:57,528 --> 00:23:58,529
Ow!

431
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,531
Dandelion! You okay?

432
00:24:01,032 --> 00:24:04,200
No touching.
No touching, okay? I'm fine.

433
00:24:04,702 --> 00:24:06,537
I'm real sorry about that.

434
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:11,000
There used to be a sign that
said, "Caution. Wet floor."

435
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,002
Really told people
what was going on.

436
00:24:17,297 --> 00:24:19,758
Suzanne, do you think
you could help me up?

437
00:24:20,384 --> 00:24:21,677
It's okay.

438
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,721
Okay. Man. Okay.

439
00:24:25,014 --> 00:24:27,099
Here we go. Okay.

440
00:24:27,223 --> 00:24:28,934
Okay. Okay.

441
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:32,104
This is my fault.
This is my fault.

442
00:24:32,646 --> 00:24:34,732
My fault. My fault.

443
00:24:34,857 --> 00:24:36,178
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Please, don't,

444
00:24:36,232 --> 00:24:37,526
please, please,
please, don't do that.

445
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,653
Please... It's okay.

446
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:41,989
Thanks.

447
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:44,742
I'm gonna make sure
you get home okay.

448
00:24:45,743 --> 00:24:47,243
No weird stuff.

449
00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:49,413
Thanks.

450
00:24:54,877 --> 00:24:56,545
You know this doesn't mean
I'm your wife, right?

451
00:24:58,422 --> 00:25:02,593
I'm in much more of a
loving-being-single phase, anyway.

452
00:25:02,676 --> 00:25:06,055
I don't wanna be tied down.
You feel me?

453
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:08,306
Oh, I feel you.

454
00:25:15,564 --> 00:25:19,151
Thank you, Suzanne.
Thank you very much.

455
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:24,489
Ah!

456
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,534
Suzanne, would you
mind taking this pillow

457
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,703
and putting it
underneath my knee?

458
00:25:31,956 --> 00:25:33,624
You're not gonna pee, are you?

459
00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:38,462
No. When I get angry sometimes
I can't control myself.

460
00:25:38,545 --> 00:25:43,508
That's why I go to Looney Jail sometimes.
Psych. But not like "psych!"

461
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,637
I gotta work on self-control.

462
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,597
I can come back up
here when I'm in control

463
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,641
'cause Mommy and
Daddy and the lawyer

464
00:25:50,808 --> 00:25:52,768
have an agreement
with the warden.

465
00:25:52,893 --> 00:25:56,605
Yeah. I like it up here.
I just gotta use the signal.

466
00:25:56,981 --> 00:25:58,274
What's the signal?

467
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:04,696
Yeah. Helps the guards
know it's cool.

468
00:26:04,822 --> 00:26:07,116
Otherwise, back down.

469
00:26:07,241 --> 00:26:08,951
Is Psych worse than the SHU?

470
00:26:09,325 --> 00:26:10,661
Way worse.

471
00:26:10,828 --> 00:26:11,912
Scary.

472
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,916
It's bold. Cold. Old.

473
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:20,796
It's real bad. I wouldn't
wish it on the worst gremlin.

474
00:26:21,588 --> 00:26:22,828
But they give
you a therapist...

475
00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,049
No.

476
00:26:24,175 --> 00:26:29,013
Nope. I mean, they give me
medication and make me calm.

477
00:26:29,096 --> 00:26:31,389
But that just makes me sleepy.

478
00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:34,476
Sometimes when I'm real upset,
they tie me down.

479
00:26:34,643 --> 00:26:37,021
Like a balloon.
So I don't fly away.

480
00:26:37,353 --> 00:26:38,814
That sounds horrible.

481
00:26:39,023 --> 00:26:41,483
Yeah. Nobody comes
back from Psych.

482
00:26:42,442 --> 00:26:43,777
Except me.

483
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:49,200
Once you go to Psych,
you get lost in Psych.

484
00:26:49,658 --> 00:26:53,704
It's like that place with the three corners?
In the ocean?

485
00:26:53,871 --> 00:26:55,289
The Bermuda Triangle.

486
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:58,292
We should play charades
sometime, Dandelion.

487
00:26:58,374 --> 00:27:03,505
We'd make great partners.
Not wives. Just partners.

488
00:27:06,675 --> 00:27:09,220
Oh, can I ask you
one more question?

489
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,096
Yeah, of course.

490
00:27:12,348 --> 00:27:16,643
How come everyone
calls me Crazy Eyes?

491
00:27:47,007 --> 00:27:49,425
Oh! God, no!

492
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:59,061
Another five milligrams
of diazepam for Doggett.

493
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,605
I don't need any more.
I don't need no...

494
00:28:01,772 --> 00:28:03,023
Hey!

495
00:28:05,776 --> 00:28:07,278
I'm not crazy.

496
00:28:07,569 --> 00:28:10,155
Jesus, where are
you when I need you?

497
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:16,203
No! Please.
I'm not crazy, I swear.

498
00:28:16,370 --> 00:28:19,123
If you weren't crazy, you
wouldn't have to work so hard

499
00:28:19,248 --> 00:28:20,791
to convince
everyone you're sane.

500
00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:32,636
To Tricia.
May she rest in peace.

501
00:28:41,645 --> 00:28:42,687
Hey, Boo!
Hey!

502
00:28:42,813 --> 00:28:43,772
Oh, fuck off!

503
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:46,317
Got to pour one out
for our girl, huh?

504
00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:47,567
Shit.

505
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,486
Take it, take it.

506
00:28:49,653 --> 00:28:52,364
I thought you said they
weren't doing rounds today.

507
00:28:52,823 --> 00:28:54,116
Oh, it's just you.

508
00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:55,242
Yeah.

509
00:28:57,494 --> 00:28:58,662
Girl, get your ass in here.

510
00:29:03,459 --> 00:29:05,419
So this is what you
guys decided to do

511
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,504
instead of come
to my memorial? Huh?

512
00:29:07,587 --> 00:29:08,797
Get drunk?

513
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,466
Which looks like more fun?

514
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:12,134
Point, Nun.

515
00:29:13,344 --> 00:29:14,511
No, I can't.

516
00:29:14,636 --> 00:29:16,513
Hey, hand it over.

517
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,314
Used to be a lady
in here who made

518
00:29:25,439 --> 00:29:27,232
the best toilet
hooch you've ever had.

519
00:29:27,858 --> 00:29:29,193
Shame she got out.

520
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:32,404
Mmm!

521
00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:35,782
Why is having a drink
so cathartic sometimes?

522
00:29:35,866 --> 00:29:38,535
Booze helps you process.
At least where I come from.

523
00:29:38,618 --> 00:29:40,578
My family just yelled at
each other when they drank

524
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:42,373
and then pretended
like nothing happened.

525
00:29:42,622 --> 00:29:43,623
Ah.

526
00:29:43,707 --> 00:29:46,543
This explains the wide-eyed,
ice-princess uptight thing.

527
00:29:46,668 --> 00:29:48,212
I'm not uptight!

528
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,590
Really? Is that funny?
It's really that hilarious?

529
00:29:52,716 --> 00:29:53,884
No, it's fine.

530
00:30:07,189 --> 00:30:08,732
You're awfully quiet, Nichols.

531
00:30:09,483 --> 00:30:11,235
It's been a long day, you know?

532
00:30:11,735 --> 00:30:13,237
Look at this shit.

533
00:30:13,362 --> 00:30:15,739
Still kept track of everything
she owed everybody.

534
00:30:18,367 --> 00:30:21,203
How's that for karma,
huh? Yoga?

535
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,080
That girl, she was good.

536
00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:27,084
Better than any of us. Too fucking
good for this fucking place.

537
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,003
Well, fuck that. We all are.

538
00:30:32,339 --> 00:30:33,507
To Trish.

539
00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:34,883
To Trish.

540
00:30:36,676 --> 00:30:40,347
Hey, come on, Benny.
Shoot one back with me, bud?

541
00:30:40,514 --> 00:30:41,794
Nah, it's all right.
I'm driving.

542
00:30:41,848 --> 00:30:43,559
Suit yourself.

543
00:31:00,951 --> 00:31:02,411
Hello, ladies.

544
00:31:03,036 --> 00:31:04,413
How are we doing this evening?

545
00:31:04,621 --> 00:31:05,997
Buy us a drink?

546
00:31:06,206 --> 00:31:07,583
Are you serious?

547
00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:10,710
That's the first thing you say
to me, buy us a fucking drink?

548
00:31:10,794 --> 00:31:13,630
You believe these
fucking sluts, Bennett?

549
00:31:13,755 --> 00:31:15,299
What the fuck is
wrong with you?

550
00:31:15,382 --> 00:31:16,800
I'm sorry.
We just had a long week,

551
00:31:16,967 --> 00:31:18,343
we're letting off
some steam here.

552
00:31:18,469 --> 00:31:19,553
He didn't mean it.

553
00:31:19,636 --> 00:31:21,597
Yeah,
'cause we work at the prison.

554
00:31:21,721 --> 00:31:23,890
No shit?
That's gotta be scary.

555
00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:28,312
A girl died yesterday.
Hung herself.

556
00:31:28,395 --> 00:31:32,816
Should've seen how her eyes fucking bulged
out of her head.

557
00:31:33,275 --> 00:31:35,860
Like that actor, that...

558
00:31:35,986 --> 00:31:38,738
Oh, come on,  the
one with the big eyes...

559
00:31:38,822 --> 00:31:42,493
Oh, come on! You know, the fucking...
The ugly one.

560
00:31:43,827 --> 00:31:46,663
All right. I think, maybe we
should get you home, man.

561
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,207
Oh.

562
00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:52,752
You know what pisses me off, Benny?

563
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:55,213
These fucking
bitches look at me like I'm

564
00:31:55,339 --> 00:31:57,424
some goddamn piece
of meat, you know?

565
00:31:57,508 --> 00:31:59,510
Like a fucking sex toy.

566
00:31:59,635 --> 00:32:01,678
But I'm a human being, man.

567
00:32:01,803 --> 00:32:05,390
I'm a person, you know,
with feelings and emotions.

568
00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:09,520
Does anybody ever ask me
how my day is going?

569
00:32:10,687 --> 00:32:12,022
No.

570
00:32:12,856 --> 00:32:17,194
We practically live with these girls.
We know everything about them.

571
00:32:18,195 --> 00:32:22,240
Do they ever for a second think
about our life outside of work?

572
00:32:23,116 --> 00:32:26,161
It's like we cease to exist
outside of those fucking walls.

573
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:28,121
What the fuck is that?

574
00:32:29,623 --> 00:32:34,211
I'm sitting here, right?
Yeah, I exist!

575
00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:44,304
They think I'm so tall,
my feelings don't get hurt.

576
00:32:46,139 --> 00:32:47,349
All right, yeah.

577
00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:52,729
You are tall, buddy.
Come on. I'll drive you home.

578
00:32:52,896 --> 00:32:54,398
All right.

579
00:32:55,065 --> 00:32:57,067
All right, all right.

580
00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:11,415
Still a lightweight, huh, kid?

581
00:33:11,582 --> 00:33:15,544
Hooch is a little stronger
than Pinot Grigio, you know?

582
00:33:18,046 --> 00:33:20,131
You're looking very nice today.

583
00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,925
Better than you, at least.

584
00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:23,927
Are you off to
see you-know-who?

585
00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,303
Perhaps.

586
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:28,765
Well, don't forget Larry's
interview is at 11:00 a.m.

587
00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:30,726
I wouldn't miss it.

588
00:33:32,060 --> 00:33:34,688
Well, you two are like
real butt buddies these days.

589
00:33:34,896 --> 00:33:37,857
What do you think about that thing
that Big Boo said last night?

590
00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:39,776
About Tricia's karma?

591
00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:42,487
I think that we were all drunk
and bullshitting.

592
00:33:42,696 --> 00:33:44,740
What if it's not bullshit?

593
00:33:46,074 --> 00:33:48,535
I don't think that Pennsatucky
deserves to be in Psych.

594
00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:52,456
Look, you're just hung over
and feeling emo, all right?

595
00:33:52,539 --> 00:33:55,083
She's exactly
where she belongs.

596
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,793
We basically
performed a public service.

597
00:33:56,918 --> 00:33:58,503
It's pretty horrible, Alex.

598
00:33:58,795 --> 00:33:59,963
You thought it was hilarious.

599
00:34:00,088 --> 00:34:02,716
That was before I talked to Suzanne
about what psych was like.

600
00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:03,800
Who's Suzanne?

601
00:34:03,883 --> 00:34:04,884
Crazy Eyes.

602
00:34:04,968 --> 00:34:06,928
Are you cheating on me and
Larry with Crazy Eyes?

603
00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:08,731
'Cause there is not
room for the four of us.

604
00:34:08,805 --> 00:34:10,557
Shut up. This is not funny.

605
00:34:10,641 --> 00:34:14,269
She said that Psych
is even worse than the SHU.

606
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:16,813
And I can't even begin...
I can't.

607
00:34:16,896 --> 00:34:18,257
You know,
you really shouldn't have

608
00:34:18,315 --> 00:34:19,755
started this whole
gaslighting thing.

609
00:34:19,775 --> 00:34:20,817
Whoa, what is with the blaming?

610
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,736
You sent her
into that bathroom.

611
00:34:22,819 --> 00:34:25,029
Do not project your
conscience onto me.

612
00:34:25,155 --> 00:34:27,407
Especially before
I'm barely awake.

613
00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:31,035
You know, you're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.

614
00:34:31,161 --> 00:34:32,496
I am gonna go to
Caputo's office

615
00:34:32,621 --> 00:34:33,955
and I'm gonna tell
him that it was my fault

616
00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:35,332
and that he should let her out.

617
00:34:35,457 --> 00:34:37,751
Okay, I get your point,
Pipes. I get it.

618
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,211
You think that
it was wrong. Cool.

619
00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:44,341
I am so tired of running away
from my shit, Alex.

620
00:34:44,466 --> 00:34:46,635
You said it yesterday.
I compartmentalize

621
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,928
everything to make
myself feel better.

622
00:34:49,513 --> 00:34:51,765
I mean, I'm having
an affair with you.

623
00:34:51,848 --> 00:34:55,018
And we did not play a prank
on Pennsatucky, we were mean.

624
00:34:55,101 --> 00:34:58,188
I cannot let her
stay in Psych. I can't.

625
00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,398
Okay,
I would like to stress that

626
00:35:00,524 --> 00:35:02,693
I think this is
truly fucking stupid.

627
00:35:03,026 --> 00:35:05,737
It was me that
started this whole thing.

628
00:35:05,862 --> 00:35:08,824
Then I'll take this
one for the both of us.

629
00:35:14,371 --> 00:35:16,707
Are you off
the phone now?

630
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:20,001
It wasn't in the bathroom,
either.

631
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,838
Did you look at
all while I was out?

632
00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:26,966
Alex,
I understand you're upset,

633
00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:30,970
but could you at least acknowledge
I'm a person who is speaking?

634
00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:35,225
If I miss this
flight I'm screwed.

635
00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:42,148
Alex! Passport! Hello?

636
00:35:44,317 --> 00:35:45,736
My mom died.

637
00:35:50,699 --> 00:35:51,825
What?

638
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:59,332
My aunt just called up. It
happened this morning, I guess.

639
00:36:01,209 --> 00:36:02,794
Oh, Alex.

640
00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:06,089
I'm so sorry.

641
00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:10,802
My first instinct was
to call her to talk about it.

642
00:36:15,891 --> 00:36:17,517
What happened?

643
00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:20,061
An aneurysm.

644
00:36:21,438 --> 00:36:25,275
I don't know. My aunt said so many
things I don't even remember now.

645
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,943
What can I do?

646
00:36:27,569 --> 00:36:29,279
I don't know.
I mean, I need to fly home.

647
00:36:29,362 --> 00:36:30,947
I need to figure
out the funeral

648
00:36:31,072 --> 00:36:32,616
because there's no
one else to do it.

649
00:36:32,866 --> 00:36:33,950
Okay.

650
00:36:35,619 --> 00:36:39,706
Will you see if you could find us
two seats out on a flight today?

651
00:36:45,587 --> 00:36:47,464
Al, I can't go with you.

652
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:52,510
What?

653
00:36:53,970 --> 00:36:56,848
I am so sorry about your mom.

654
00:37:00,143 --> 00:37:01,978
But this doesn't
change anything.

655
00:37:02,729 --> 00:37:04,606
You're still leaving?

656
00:37:05,607 --> 00:37:06,983
Right now?

657
00:37:08,985 --> 00:37:13,323
My mother just died.
I can't fucking believe you.

658
00:37:15,492 --> 00:37:17,661
I can't be your
girlfriend anymore.

659
00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:20,497
Yeah, and apparently
not even my friend.

660
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:25,585
Top drawer,
underneath my T-shirts.

661
00:37:25,752 --> 00:37:27,044
Jesus, Alex!

662
00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,382
You fucking hid it?

663
00:37:37,597 --> 00:37:39,349
Please don't leave.

664
00:37:40,684 --> 00:37:41,935
Not now.

665
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:54,155
You shouldn't
really be out here.

666
00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:56,533
It's okay.
I wanted to see you.

667
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,451
How are you feeling?

668
00:38:00,203 --> 00:38:03,540
Okay. A little better. You
heard anything from the warden?

669
00:38:03,623 --> 00:38:05,959
No. I'm...

670
00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:07,418
To be honest,
I think I might have

671
00:38:07,544 --> 00:38:08,920
underestimated
how long it'll take.

672
00:38:09,045 --> 00:38:11,381
They said it could be weeks,
or maybe even months.

673
00:38:11,548 --> 00:38:13,341
We don't got much time.
I know.

674
00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:15,969
Daya, look, I'm really starting
to freak out a little.

675
00:38:16,052 --> 00:38:17,679
I mean, I'm trying to be cool.

676
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:19,305
But, you know,
I could be arrested for this.

677
00:38:19,389 --> 00:38:21,182
It's not just my job.
It's my whole life, you know?

678
00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:23,184
And I know it's yours,
too, of course.

679
00:38:23,309 --> 00:38:25,228
I don't know how
we're gonna fix this...

680
00:38:28,732 --> 00:38:31,526
It'll be okay.
I know it will.

681
00:38:32,276 --> 00:38:34,696
We'll figure
something out, okay?

682
00:38:35,405 --> 00:38:36,698
Okay.

683
00:38:39,034 --> 00:38:41,244
You know,
would you have liked me

684
00:38:41,411 --> 00:38:43,663
if we would have met
out in the real world?

685
00:38:43,830 --> 00:38:45,081
Yeah.

686
00:38:45,707 --> 00:38:47,458
For real?
Of course.

687
00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:52,129
I would've bought you a drink.
Chatted you up.

688
00:38:52,589 --> 00:38:55,091
I don't know if we would
have been in the same club.

689
00:38:55,258 --> 00:38:56,968
Who knows?
You know, I ended up

690
00:38:57,093 --> 00:38:58,813
in a skeezy dive bar
with Mendez last night.

691
00:38:58,929 --> 00:39:03,099
Never thought I'd be in a place like that.
Oh, man, he was so drunk.

692
00:39:03,224 --> 00:39:04,267
Really?

693
00:39:04,434 --> 00:39:06,394
Wasted, Daya.
Oh, it was hilarious.

694
00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:07,938
These two nasty girls
started hitting on him,

695
00:39:08,104 --> 00:39:09,522
then he went on this whole rant

696
00:39:09,606 --> 00:39:11,107
about how women
treat him like meat

697
00:39:11,232 --> 00:39:12,901
and never ask him
how he's doing or anything.

698
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,695
Who knew he was
such a delicate flower?

699
00:39:16,446 --> 00:39:18,406
I wish you could've seen it.

700
00:39:19,365 --> 00:39:20,909
Me, too.

701
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:44,057
Mr. Caputo?

702
00:39:44,641 --> 00:39:46,643
What do you need, Chapman?

703
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,771
I'd like to talk to you
about Tiffany Doggett.

704
00:39:50,939 --> 00:39:54,025
We took care of her. She
won't be a problem anymore.

705
00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:57,028
It wasn't her fault.
It was mine.

706
00:39:57,153 --> 00:40:00,657
And I would like to fill out a report.
Officially.

707
00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:05,912
Have a seat.

708
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,513
What the fuck are you doing?

709
00:40:23,596 --> 00:40:27,183
You are out of bounds. Get back
behind the line immediately, inmate.

710
00:40:27,308 --> 00:40:32,313
Sorry, I was just... I wanted to talk.
Is that okay?

711
00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:35,274
You must get bored in here.

712
00:40:37,276 --> 00:40:39,320
It's not stimulating, no.

713
00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:41,739
You like other posts
more than the bubble?

714
00:40:42,699 --> 00:40:44,868
Cafeteria's my favorite.

715
00:40:45,035 --> 00:40:47,037
More to do, keeps you busy.

716
00:40:47,162 --> 00:40:48,872
Fucking hate that intake.

717
00:40:48,955 --> 00:40:53,043
The goddamn ID machine's
always broken. Why?

718
00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:56,504
No reason.
Just curious about your day.

719
00:40:58,965 --> 00:41:01,342
Well, it's
important to stay occupied.

720
00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:03,845
That's why I work on
these brain exercises.

721
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:06,056
You know, a job like this,
you gotta stay sharp.

722
00:41:06,139 --> 00:41:08,099
You gotta stay on
top of your game.

723
00:41:08,224 --> 00:41:11,394
You gotta stay a step ahead.
Quick like a snake.

724
00:41:14,522 --> 00:41:17,859
In case any crossword
criminals jump out at you?

725
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:26,784
You know, the other day I just
read this article about Sudoku.

726
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:30,788
Turns out, the Japanese
did not invent it.

727
00:41:30,914 --> 00:41:34,333
Some American,
some guy came up with it,

728
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:37,921
originally called
it Numbers Place.

729
00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:41,298
Now I don't know what
Sudoku means in Japanese,

730
00:41:41,424 --> 00:41:45,302
but I find it a little bit odd that
it came out right before 9/11.

731
00:41:57,732 --> 00:41:58,942
You are glowing.

732
00:41:59,192 --> 00:42:00,401
Am I?

733
00:42:05,448 --> 00:42:11,788
Jean, I don't want to jinx it, but I
think I'll hear about my appeal soon.

734
00:42:13,539 --> 00:42:15,541
Where would you like to go?

735
00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:17,460
What do you mean?

736
00:42:17,585 --> 00:42:20,797
On your first night out.
Where should we go?

737
00:42:20,922 --> 00:42:22,966
Anywhere you like.

738
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,638
You must believe, lanmou mwen.
Believe and it will happen.

739
00:42:31,224 --> 00:42:34,227
You remember that
little Italian place down

740
00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:37,313
in the basement,
on Montague Street?

741
00:42:37,438 --> 00:42:38,982
The one with the fresh bread.

742
00:42:39,107 --> 00:42:40,524
Of course I do.

743
00:42:40,733 --> 00:42:42,568
I'd like to go there.

744
00:42:42,902 --> 00:42:44,361
And after?

745
00:42:44,946 --> 00:42:47,490
Anywhere, with you.

746
00:42:52,996 --> 00:42:54,413
Attention all officers,

747
00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:55,957
intake for new
prisoners will be in one hour.

748
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,085
Come in. She's family.

749
00:43:04,299 --> 00:43:06,301
I'll do it.
I got it all set up.

750
00:43:06,425 --> 00:43:09,345
You're sure? Did you tell
him you wanted drugs?

751
00:43:09,512 --> 00:43:11,973
No, I just talked to him.

752
00:43:12,265 --> 00:43:14,684
Simple.
It's clean. I like it.

753
00:43:15,351 --> 00:43:19,438
I didn't want to be this graphic
in front of your mother.

754
00:43:20,481 --> 00:43:22,066
But you know he needs to...

755
00:43:23,276 --> 00:43:24,527
Cum inside of you.

756
00:43:24,694 --> 00:43:26,029
Or on you.

757
00:43:26,403 --> 00:43:29,782
Right. Okay, if... At the very least,
you got to Lewinsky this shit.

758
00:43:29,866 --> 00:43:31,575
Get some splooge
on your uniform.

759
00:43:31,701 --> 00:43:33,452
Anything that'll
be concrete proof.

760
00:43:35,371 --> 00:43:38,208
After you're done, you go
straight to the medic's office.

761
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:41,794
Tell him you've been raped. Have
him do an exam immediately.

762
00:43:41,878 --> 00:43:43,338
Don't stop to pee.

763
00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:46,090
Don't wash anything.
Understand?

764
00:43:49,135 --> 00:43:50,594
Go get 'em, tiger.

765
00:44:03,566 --> 00:44:05,735
Well, you're not in the SHU.
Mmm-mmm.

766
00:44:05,818 --> 00:44:09,572
Janitorial duty.
Night shift. Two weeks.

767
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,532
You're lucky.

768
00:44:12,075 --> 00:44:14,160
You better be
careful for a while.

769
00:44:17,372 --> 00:44:18,748
No, no, no, no, no.

770
00:44:18,831 --> 00:44:20,750
I think that looks like the exact
opposite of being careful.

771
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,293
Regnery is on duty again.

772
00:44:23,253 --> 00:44:25,088
Come be my little spoon.

773
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:33,637
Gosh!

774
00:44:35,681 --> 00:44:38,017
Ow. How do you
sleep on this thing?

775
00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:39,852
Not well.

776
00:44:44,148 --> 00:44:45,816
Hey, I am proud of you.

777
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:49,445
Yeah?
Yeah.

778
00:44:52,782 --> 00:44:58,121
That was really brave. I mean,
it was dumb, but brave.

779
00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:03,126
You know,

780
00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:09,257
I don't think that anyone has ever
used that word to describe me

781
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,134
in the history of the universe.

782
00:45:14,469 --> 00:45:17,056
I'm glad we have
each other in here, kid.

783
00:45:17,432 --> 00:45:18,724
Yeah, me, too.

784
00:45:19,767 --> 00:45:25,106
I mean, I'd rather be on a beach in
Tahiti, but this is a close second.

785
00:45:28,859 --> 00:45:32,322
Why do you always
feel so inevitable to me?

786
00:45:35,283 --> 00:45:36,659
I heart you.

787
00:45:36,784 --> 00:45:37,952
You heart me?

788
00:45:38,077 --> 00:45:39,245
Yeah.

789
00:45:39,412 --> 00:45:42,497
What is that? Is that like
"I love you" for pussies?

790
00:45:42,665 --> 00:45:44,292
Say "pussy" again.

791
00:46:09,192 --> 00:46:10,860
I heart you, too.

792
00:46:11,526 --> 00:46:14,822
Hey, not-lesbians.
It's 11:00.

793
00:46:14,947 --> 00:46:16,699
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.

794
00:46:16,824 --> 00:46:18,368
Do you have a radio?
Yeah.

795
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,039
Are you gonna be okay to
listen to this thing together?

796
00:46:23,206 --> 00:46:25,708
I mean, I don't think
it's against the rules.

797
00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:29,045
Okay.
Okay. Here.

798
00:46:32,673 --> 00:46:34,633
Chances are,
most of you have been there.

799
00:46:34,717 --> 00:46:37,552
It starts with
two people in love.

800
00:46:37,636 --> 00:46:40,931
You make a lot of promises, tell each
other you're different from the rest,

801
00:46:41,057 --> 00:46:42,350
the exception.

802
00:46:43,809 --> 00:46:45,936
For a month or two,
the long, meandering

803
00:46:46,062 --> 00:46:48,231
conversations feel
foreign and exciting.

804
00:46:48,314 --> 00:46:51,067
A chance to get to know one
another in a more intimate level.

805
00:46:52,068 --> 00:46:56,364
And then, slowly, so slowly
you might not even notice,

806
00:46:56,447 --> 00:47:01,494
conversations are replaced by missed
calls and resentful voicemails.

807
00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,287
And then finally,

808
00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,873
the day comes when
the two of you admit

809
00:47:05,998 --> 00:47:07,875
that you aren't,
in fact, the exception.

810
00:47:10,878 --> 00:47:13,672
That being far away from
the person you love most

811
00:47:13,839 --> 00:47:18,469
is difficult on the good days
and impossible on the bad ones.

812
00:47:22,765 --> 00:47:25,935
Today, we're exploring
long-distance relationships

813
00:47:26,852 --> 00:47:28,438
and talking with
a few New Yorkers

814
00:47:28,521 --> 00:47:31,648
who are currently navigating
these treacherous waters.

815
00:47:32,442 --> 00:47:35,652
I'm Maury Kind,
encouraging you to take

816
00:47:35,778 --> 00:47:38,989
a break from life
and join us, won't you?

817
00:47:40,450 --> 00:47:42,952
Can you tell us some
of your favorite stories?

818
00:47:43,035 --> 00:47:44,078
Oh, man.

819
00:47:45,246 --> 00:47:49,166
Well, I think my
favorite is one of the first.

820
00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:54,589
This insane girl,
like, actually insane,

821
00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:58,593
the kind of person who belongs in a
psychiatric hospital not a prison,

822
00:47:58,717 --> 00:48:00,553
but that's a whole
other discussion.

823
00:48:00,635 --> 00:48:04,681
She decides that Piper
is going to be her wife.

824
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:10,229
She followed her around for days.
Wrote her this horrible poem.

825
00:48:11,063 --> 00:48:14,775
Do things like that concern
you in terms of Piper's safety?

826
00:48:14,984 --> 00:48:18,695
Of course.
Yeah, of course. Absolutely.

827
00:48:19,696 --> 00:48:21,616
I know she can handle herself,

828
00:48:22,283 --> 00:48:24,076
but when you're dealing
with unstable women,

829
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,661
you have no idea what they're
actually capable of.

830
00:48:26,829 --> 00:48:32,335
I mean, when your fiancee says
that she sleeps with one eye open

831
00:48:32,418 --> 00:48:34,920
because her
roommate is rumored to be

832
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:37,507
a murderer and might
shiv her in her sleep,

833
00:48:37,632 --> 00:48:39,842
it's impossible
not to be scared.

834
00:48:39,925 --> 00:48:43,846
And I don't want to imply that
they're all crazy and dangerous.

835
00:48:45,181 --> 00:48:48,892
There's one girl who
should've been a track star.

836
00:48:49,018 --> 00:48:53,356
She was actually gonna start training
again while she was in there,

837
00:48:53,439 --> 00:48:57,318
but they shut the track down
because of budget cuts.

838
00:48:57,401 --> 00:49:00,321
There's the girl who has been
planning her wedding for months,

839
00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:02,281
just like everything is normal.

840
00:49:02,365 --> 00:49:06,035
Oh, but she is also sleeping
with the hot, lesbian junkie.

841
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,287
How's that for a prison cliche?

842
00:49:09,121 --> 00:49:12,625
I mean, the cast of
characters goes on and on.

843
00:49:12,707 --> 00:49:17,630
There is the Russian woman who runs
the kitchen, totally terrifying,

844
00:49:17,712 --> 00:49:22,510
but she takes so much pride
in feeding everyone.

845
00:49:22,968 --> 00:49:25,720
You really have
to admire the way

846
00:49:25,846 --> 00:49:28,599
these women find
meaning in their days.

847
00:49:28,932 --> 00:49:31,561
How they take
care of each other.

848
00:49:34,729 --> 00:49:37,400
I'd like to
talk about the idea

849
00:49:37,525 --> 00:49:40,152
of female prison tropes,
if we could.

850
00:49:41,362 --> 00:49:44,407
It certainly seems
that sexual abuse

851
00:49:44,532 --> 00:49:47,577
and rape are very real threats.

852
00:49:48,244 --> 00:49:51,997
And then, of course,
there's the consensual sex.

853
00:49:52,081 --> 00:49:55,376
Did you and Piper make any
agreements before she left?

854
00:49:56,043 --> 00:49:57,044
Agreements?

855
00:49:57,127 --> 00:50:01,716
Well, pardon the pun, were any "get
out of jail free" cards handed out?

856
00:50:03,884 --> 00:50:07,263
No. I'm very
committed to the relationship.

857
00:50:07,430 --> 00:50:08,763
How about for her?

858
00:50:14,186 --> 00:50:15,605
No.

859
00:50:16,939 --> 00:50:21,776
No, we never
discussed any agreements.

860
00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:25,197
Which was probably naive of us.

861
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,951
You know,
it's funny, whenever we

862
00:50:29,118 --> 00:50:31,870
talked about
cheating in an abstract way,

863
00:50:32,913 --> 00:50:35,249
I always said I wouldn't
care if she had sex

864
00:50:35,374 --> 00:50:37,752
with someone else,
if it's just sex.

865
00:50:38,043 --> 00:50:43,382
But suppose, theoretically,

866
00:50:44,133 --> 00:50:48,137
that someone she loved
was in there with her.

867
00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:50,514
Someone she had history with.

868
00:50:52,099 --> 00:50:57,313
Someone who could understand
her life in there

869
00:50:57,438 --> 00:51:01,150
in a way that I'll
never be able to.

870
00:51:01,984 --> 00:51:05,279
It would be
devastating to think that

871
00:51:05,362 --> 00:51:08,616
that person could give her
something that I can't.

872
00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:13,912
It would be way
worse than just sex.

873
00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:18,959
It would be...

874
00:51:20,169 --> 00:51:22,087
It would be a betrayal.

875
00:51:31,681 --> 00:51:32,973
He knows.

876
00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:40,314
It's not phone
hours yet, Chapman.

877
00:51:41,106 --> 00:51:42,692
This is an emergency.

878
00:51:42,817 --> 00:51:45,297
Go eat lunch. You can deal with
your emergency in a few minutes,

879
00:51:45,361 --> 00:51:47,196
just like everyone else.

880
00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:51,826
Nice radio play.

881
00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:54,453
Oh, my God.

882
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,144
He used a condom.

883
00:52:19,269 --> 00:52:20,396
Do you have it?

884
00:52:20,563 --> 00:52:22,565
No. He took it with him.

885
00:52:22,732 --> 00:52:23,858
We went over this.

886
00:52:23,982 --> 00:52:25,067
I know, but...

887
00:52:25,234 --> 00:52:28,028
I couldn't do
anything about it. I...

888
00:52:28,571 --> 00:52:30,656
Well, you're just
gonna have to do it again.

889
00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:35,578
Better hope you were good
enough for him to want more.

890
00:53:38,557 --> 00:53:39,809
Oh, fuck!

891
00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:54,573
I am so, so, so sorry.

892
00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:57,200
I had no idea that
he was gonna say those things.

893
00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:59,244
Is that what you think of me?

894
00:54:15,552 --> 00:54:18,973
An inmate from Litchfield Federal
Prison is attempting to contact you.

895
00:54:19,055 --> 00:54:21,517
To accept the call,
please press one.

896
00:54:22,058 --> 00:54:23,936
So what did you think?

897
00:54:26,647 --> 00:54:27,898
How did you know?

898
00:54:28,357 --> 00:54:30,024
Know what, Piper?

899
00:54:31,025 --> 00:54:32,611
I know that you know.

900
00:54:33,362 --> 00:54:36,907
I want to hear you say it.
Tell me you had sex with her.

901
00:54:37,950 --> 00:54:39,201
Please don't do this.

902
00:54:39,451 --> 00:54:41,871
Are you still
having sex with her?

903
00:54:44,665 --> 00:54:45,749
Yes.

904
00:54:52,006 --> 00:54:57,177
Your counselor called me.

905
00:54:57,887 --> 00:55:02,098
Freely, Healy, told me he was
concerned about your behavior.

906
00:55:02,224 --> 00:55:04,560
He told me that you
had to spend some time

907
00:55:04,727 --> 00:55:07,103
in the SHU for
lesbian activity.

908
00:55:08,647 --> 00:55:12,526
So was this your revenge?
Trying to get me killed?

909
00:55:13,276 --> 00:55:16,446
Wait, wait, so, so, you're
the victim in all of this?

910
00:55:16,697 --> 00:55:17,907
They're just people, Larry.

911
00:55:18,032 --> 00:55:19,909
They're just women who are
trying to do their best.

912
00:55:19,992 --> 00:55:22,494
And you made them
sound like they were...

913
00:55:22,578 --> 00:55:23,579
Criminals?

914
00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:25,622
Jesus!

915
00:55:26,749 --> 00:55:28,291
Who are you?

916
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:32,713
Who... I can't believe... You're
the one asking me that right now?

917
00:55:32,796 --> 00:55:34,423
I can't believe that...
No, actually,

918
00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:36,132
actually,
actually, of course, I can.

919
00:55:36,258 --> 00:55:39,093
I totally can,
because, because God forbid

920
00:55:39,261 --> 00:55:42,138
I would get to dictate
the conversation, ever!

921
00:55:42,598 --> 00:55:45,308
There hasn't been any
conversation to dictate, Larry.

922
00:55:45,434 --> 00:55:48,102
You haven't picked up the
phone in over a week!

923
00:55:49,605 --> 00:55:52,482
Do you have any idea what it
has been like in here for me?

924
00:55:52,608 --> 00:55:54,526
Do you have any idea
how lonely I've been?

925
00:55:54,610 --> 00:55:58,112
Lonely? Lonely, really?
You've been lonely, huh?

926
00:55:58,238 --> 00:56:00,074
That's... Okay,
that's interesting, because,

927
00:56:00,198 --> 00:56:02,034
you know,
I just assumed you were okay,

928
00:56:02,076 --> 00:56:03,660
because you have Alex now.

929
00:56:05,245 --> 00:56:06,622
Do you love her?

930
00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:13,003
No, that's...
It's difficult.

931
00:56:14,797 --> 00:56:16,214
Do you love her?

932
00:56:21,553 --> 00:56:22,679
Yes.

933
00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:43,157
She named you, you know?

934
00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:48,455
She's the whole fucking reason
you're in there.

935
00:56:49,331 --> 00:56:51,500
How does it feel
to be in love with

936
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:53,836
the woman who ruined our lives?

937
00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:56,880
You lied to me?

938
00:56:57,965 --> 00:57:00,843
Guess that makes us
perfect for each other.

939
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,807
I didn't mean for
any of this to happen.

940
00:57:09,518 --> 00:57:11,561
I think I need some time.

941
00:57:12,771 --> 00:57:14,148
What does that mean?

942
00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:16,358
I don't know.
I just... I need...

943
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:22,350
I need some time, okay? I
need some time away from you.

944
00:57:23,157 --> 00:57:25,283
You have to let me fix this.

945
00:57:27,452 --> 00:57:29,412
I don't know if you can.

946
00:57:41,127 --> 00:57:51,318
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